Pandit Kalyanamalla
From The Anangaranga
The Types of Women:
1. The lotus woman - the perfection of womanhood.
Every sweet and delicate quality belongs to her. Her breasts are small,
firm and spherical; her hips narrow but ample; her waist thin; her vulva
smooth and tiny, resembling the lotus bud; and her love-water is perfumed
like the newly-burst lily.
2. The art woman - the perfection of the courtesan. Her
beauty is equal to that of the lotus woman, except that it is not innocent
but worldly. Her lips are slightly wider, and her vulva a trifle plumper.
The down is thin and the mons is soft, raised and round. Her love-essence
is hot, bearing the perfume of honey and producing from its abundance a
distinct sound during lovemaking.
3. The shell woman - the common variety. She is the ideal
wife for labour and breeding. She is highly sexed, and as capable at love-making
as the art woman. Her breasts are fuller and slightly pendulous; her hips
wide and waist thicker; and her vulva, ever moist and covered with thick
hair, much larger.
4. The elephant woman - the most undesirable of the four
types. She is of little value for work, but her sexual capacity is that
of a rabid beast in rut. Coarse and indelicate, she is the bodily extreme
with thick protruding labia and clitoris; pudendum which suggests the condition
of genital elephantiasis. Her vulva is nigh to impenetrable because of
hair, and her copious love water bears the savour of the juice that flows
in spring from an elephant's temples.
Men are similarly classified, though the size of their
penis is considered the single most important factor:
1. The hare man - the ideal of manhood. He is lithe and
strong, the counterpart of the lotus woman. In erection, his penis exactly
fits her vulva. It is small - two or three inches long - and proportionately
thin.
2. The buck man - the perfection of warriors. He is swift
and graceful, the counterpart of the art woman. His penis is slightly thicker
and longer, four or five inches.
3. The bull man - the tough muscular artisan type. The
counterpart of the shell woman, his penis is from six to seven inches long
if he is a tradesman and seven to eight inches long if he is a farmer.
4. The stallion man - the most coarse and vulgar of the
group. He is worthless and indolent except for propagating his kind. The
counterpart of the elephant woman, he is of the servile class. Adorning
his body is a nine- or ten-inches tassel; and his seminal water flows like
the Ganges in flood.